Just a minute, just a minute
Folks, make sure you ain't using a blunt needle
Last week I got badly scratched on me timetable
And can you think of a worse place to get scratched?
Alright, let me have that music
It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band
Playing ooh la, ooh la, ooh la
Everybody's in the band in the never never land
Playing ooh la, ooh la, ooh la
You can jump across the moonbeams
You can swing upon a star
You can even sit on rainbows shouting ha ha ha ha ha
It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band
Playing ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh for you
This is Peter Sellers doing an impression
Of Jimmy Durante doing an impression of me
All you gotta do is guess who I am and
Let me know 'cause I'm getting worried
And now may I introduce Fred Krenk, the singing undertaker
Alright Fred, let 'em have it
You can jump across the moonbeams
You can swing upon a star
You can even sit on rainbows
Shouting ooh las from afar
It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band
Playing ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh for you
That's enough Fred on with your wooden overcoating, go
And now folks, a surprise
It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band
Playing ooh la, ooh la, ooh la
Everybody's in the band in the never never land
Playing ooh la, ooh la, ooh la
You can crash the great big cymbal
You can bang the big bass drum
You can be a pied pied piper
If you don't fall on your drum
It's a never never land with a numpty tumpty band
Playing ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh for you
Playing ooh la ooh la ooh la ooh for you
This should have been a long-playing record
Going 'round on these 78's makes me dizzy
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