Are you allergic to good company?
Seems to me that you might be
I saw you in a picture with Mr. Two-Bed
I thought you hated him, that's what you told me
He thinks he's a wolf in sheep's clothing
But he's a used car salesman who's imploding
But you know all this, and that makes me shudder
That's why you two, you deserve each other
You deserve each other
Good luck with one another
So obvious to see
Your misery loves company, yeah, yeah
You deserve each other
Good luck with one another
Don't expect my sympathy
Your misery loves company, yeah, yeah
Are you allergic to my company?
You seem to be most notably
Absent from my DM's, which you used to be in
You and me, we were thick as thieves
You and me, we were on the same team
But the hater in me will wait patiently
And watch you both, fall to pieces
You deserve each other
Good luck with one another
So obvious to see
Your misery loves company, yeah, yeah
You deserve each other
Good luck with one another
Don't expect my sympathy
Your misery loves company, yeah, yeah
All that I can say is
Tomorrow's gonna be the day
Where I'll make real change
Nothing much to do
I kill too much time on you
And that's such a waste, a waste
Why are you addicted to villains?
Did he promise you millions before he cast you as a minion?
He had you in his headlights, now you're in his pocket
He's an expert, sweetie, and you're a novice
He's a real backstabber and a hack
It's not a metaphor, he actually stabbed someone's back
Hope you two will be the best of mates
'Til you figure it out and it's, well, it's too late
(Yeah, yeah) You deserve each other
Good luck with one another
So obvious to see
Your misery loves company, yeah, yeah
You deserve each other
Good luck with one another
Don't expect my sympathy
Your misery loves company, yeah, yeah