In the heart of Golden Gai where the alleyways glow
There's a bar where all the heavyweights go
The Tempura King with his plate piled high
A greasy dream glistens in his eye
Senpai's in the corner with anime flair
His otaku stench fills the air
The Guru of Fugu serves up wisdom and fish
With a blade in hand he's hard to out-dish
Oh, the big boys are rollin' the laughter's flowin
A feast for the ages drinks are overflowin
Food, folks, and fun, the night's just right
A bar where the big stars shine bright tonight
Ooo the night never ends
Ooo the widest men, the biggest friends
The Sumo Casanova smooth with a grin
A lady on each roll let the flirting begin
The Sultan of Sushi brings the party vibe
With a sake bottle all worries subside
Hiro the Fisherman fresh from the sea
Tales of tuna and waves set spirits free
Beacon in the Night the Tokyo guide
Sharing secrets of the city's vibrant side
Oh, the big boys are rollin' the laughter's flowin
A feast for the ages drinks are overflowin
Food, folks, and fun, the night's just right
A bar where the big stars shine bright tonight
Ooo the night never ends
Ooo the widest men, the biggest friends
Hey, hey, Mr. Bartender king of his domain
Pouring drinks that ignite the flame
With every toast a story to tell
In this watering hole all is well
The jokes fly fast, the food disappears
A celebration of life with cheers and beers
Hiro and the Guru work hand in hand
Dishing out a feast so grand
The Tempura King and the Sultan unite
Their foodie dreams take flight tonight
The sumo dances, the otaku spins
The night belongs to these jolly kin
Oh, the big boys are rollin' the laughter's flowin
A feast for the ages drinks are overflowin
Food, folks, and fun, the night's just right
A bar where the big stars shine bright tonight
The door creaks open and who should appear?
The roundest Icon in the fashion sphere
A coat so tight it's screaming for air
Yet he struts his runway everywhere
Oh, the big boys are rollin' the laughter's flowin
A feast for the ages drinks are overflowin
Food, folks, and fun, the night's just right
A bar where the big stars shine bright tonight
Ooo the night never ends
Ooo the widest men, the biggest friends
Ooo the night never ends
Ooo the widest men, the biggest friends