Sir Nose D Voidoffunk

I am Sir Nose'd, D'Voidoffunk

I have always been devoid of funk

I shall continue to be devoid of funk

Star Child, you have only won a battle

I am the subliminal seducer

I will never dance

I shall return, Star Child

Sir Nose'd, D'Voidoffunk

Sir Nose'd, D'Voidoffunk

Sir Nose'd, D'Voidoffunk (synrome)

I will never dance

I will never dance

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Better luck next time

I can dig it

This is the Star Child

On another day

Chasing the noses away

Protector of the pleasure principle

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

This is Star Child

Three blind mice (let me, let me put on my sunglasses)

See how they run (so I can see what they ain't looking at)

They all ran after the farmer's wife

Turned on the farm with a water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (ho)

Those three blind mice (yeah)

Those blind three mice (ho)

I love those meeces to pieces

Speaking of the zone of zero funkativity

Or better known as the nose zone

Has anybody seen ol' Smell-O-Vision?

Where is Sir Nose'd?

If y'all see Sir Nose'd

Tell him the Star Child said

"Ho, put that snoot to use, you mother

'Cause you will dance, sucker"

Ba-ba-black sheep, have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, a nickel bag full (ha-hahahaha)

Better luck next time

Pay attention

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Three blind mice

See how they run

They all ran after the farmer's wife (I wonder why)

Turned on the farm with a water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Those three blind mice (ho)

Those blind three mice

Yeah, I love those meeces to pieces

Better luck next time

La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la (well, they ain't really blind)

Yes, come to mind

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Star Child

Protector of the pleasure principle

Ooh, yeah, I'm gonna blind them there meeces

No one knows where the nose goes

When the doors close (huck-a-buck-a, baby)

No one knows where the nose goes

When the doors close (see how he flies)

A little tuneability in there

Ba-ba-black sheep, have you any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, a nickel bag full (ha-ha)

Pay attention

Dum-dum, yum yum, dum

Protector of the pleasure principle

Has anybody seen Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk?

Tell him he will dance, he must dance

I'll shoot him with the bop gun

Three blind mice

See how they run

They all ran after the farmer's wife

Turned on the farm with a water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (ever seen such a sight in your life?)

Those three blind mice

Those blind three mice (blind three mice)

Oh those meeces

Better luck next time

They gonna blow my mind, ha-ha-ha-ha

Three blind mice

See how they run

They all ran after the farmer's wife (farmer wife)

Turned on the farm with a water pipe (water pipe)

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (ever seen such a sight in your life?)

Those three blind mice

Those blind three mice (oh, blind three mice)

Ha-ha-ha

I am Star Child

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

It gonna blow my mind

Three blind mice

See how they run

They all ran after the farmer's wife

Turned on the farm with a water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Those three blind mice

Those blind three mice

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Oh, there's a picture within a picture behind a picture

Revealing a nose I think I recognize

Ba-ba-black sheep, have you any wool? (Why, Sir Nose'd)

Yes sir, yes sir, a nickel bag full (ha-ha-ha)

Come on out, Sir Nose'd (yeah, let's make him dance)

Dance

Do you know what you can do with your funk, Star child?

You will never see me dance

I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk (I will never dance)

Better luck next time

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (oh curses, curse them all)

Three blind mice (I hate those meeces)

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (oh, do I hate those meeces)

Three blind mice (ooh curses)

Three blind mice

See how they run

They all ran after the farmer's wife

Turned on the farm with a water pipe

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Those three blind mice

Those blind three mice

Better luck next time

Curses, curses, I'll get you for this Star Child

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Three blind mice (cut that funkin' out, Star Child)

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Three blind mice

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Three blind mice

Tweedle-dee-dum

Dum-dum, don't succumb

Um, yum-yum, tweedle-dee-dum

No-no, don't succumb

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Three blind mice

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Three blind mice

Syndrome, tweedle-dee-dum

Humdrum, don't succumb

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Three blind mice

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?

Three blind mice