One's On The Way (Re-recording)

They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France

And Jackie's seen in discotheques doin' a brand new dance

And the White House social season should be glittering and gay

But here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin'

The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin'

One of 'em a-toddling and one is a crawlin'

And one's on the way

I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact

And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act

While the TV's showin' Newlywed's, a real fun game to play

But here in Topeka, the screen door's a bangin'

The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin'

One want a cookie and one wants a changin'

And one's on the way

Now what was I doin'?

Jimmy get away from there

Darn, there goes the phone

Hello honey, what's that you say

You're bringin' a few ole army buddies home

You're callin' from a bar

Get away from there

No, not you honey, I was talking to the baby

Wait a minute, honey, the doorbell

Honey, could you stop by the marketin'?

Hello, hello

Well I'll be

The girls in New York City, they all march for women's lib

And better homes and garden shows, the modern way to live

And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today

Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzin'

The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin'

One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin', Lord

One's on the way

Oh, gee, I hope it ain't twins again