So This Is Romance

Goodbye, goodbye

I got a note from my cousin the other day

He said his lady had gone on a holiday

He thought she'd be back in a week or so

But that was more than three months ago

So this is romance?

So this is romance?

They've been together devoted through thick and thin

He really thought she would love no one else but him

But now he doesn't think she's being fair

To be having so much fun with him not there

So this is romance?

So this is romance?

In her last letter she was water skiing

And she has learned to drive a car

A gigolo bearing the name Romero

Takes up her evenings in a cocktail bar

So this is romance?

You don't stand a chance

He felt mistreated but what could he say?

This was her idea of a holiday

So he decided he'd go out and bring her home

'Til he found out she got married the week before

And she said "Sorry I had no time to let you know

But can I pour you a drink before you go?"

So this is romance?

So this is romance?

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye