Letras
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
He was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
He could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill loved his own free will
Not half quite ashamed, he was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
Half a crate of whisky every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
Ah, lovely little thing about a bugger when he's pissed