Me the Mouse and I'm the Duck

Has anybody seen and anybody heard

All the different ways of saying a word?

I tell you, my friend, it's really absurd

You'll see

I say abstract

I say abstract

I say compact

I say compact

I would say contract

I'd say contract

Who cares how you pronounce it?

We might as well announce it

Forever we're together we're stuck

Even though I'm a mouse

And I am a duck

I say perfect

I say perfect

Well, I say subjects

I say subjects

This is so complex

I'd say complex

Who cares the way you say it

Or how the band will play it?

We're buddies and we're not goin' back!

Even though I'm a mouse and go "squeak"

And I would go "quack"

Uh, caramel

Caramel

New Orleans

New Orleans

St. Louis

St. Louis to me

Hm, uh, liver

Liver

Caribbean

Caribbean

Paris

Pronounce it Par-ee

Well, I say route

And I say route

Now, don't you pout

I think you mean pout

Maybe someday, we'll figure it out

But as long as we're together

It doesn't matter whether

We ever end up down on our luck!

'Cause we're friends!

Me the mouse!

And I am a duck!

Bop-a-doo-bop!