Dedicated Follower of Fashion

They seek him here, they seek him there

His clothes are loud but never square

It will make or break him so he's got to buy the best

Cos he's a dedicated follower of fashion

And when he does his little rounds

Round the boutiques of London town

Eagerly pursuing all the latest fancy trends

Cos he's a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh yes he is (Oh yes he is), oh yes he is (Oh yes he is)

He thinks he is a flower to be looked at

And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight

He feels a dedicated follower of fashion

Oh yes he is (Oh yes he is), oh yes he is (Oh yes he is)

There's one thing that he loves and that is flattery

One week he's in polka dots the next week he's in stripes

Cos he's a dedicated follower of fashion