Here Comes Karoline (Christmas Parody)

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Driving the country insane

Talking in circles and saying it loud

Scrambling your whole damn brain

Acting like confidence counts as proof

Front with nothing to gain

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Built for the fraud campaign

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Flat voice plastic refrain

Reads her lines like a bargain bin bot

Glitching inside her brain

Stares like she's daring you to blink

Tone dry as desert rain

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Press room budget pain

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Dodging what's clear and plain

Ask a real question and watch her break

Swerve like a runaway train

Gaslights crowds with a dead flat look

Acts like you're the insane

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Lying is her domain

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Hollow as half a brain

Repeats the boss like an unpaid intern

Zero original strain

Talks real big till she's asked for proof

Then nothing left to sustain

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Fraud with a paper frame

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Parrot of every claim

Carries talking points like dead weight

Never her own campaign

Won't fact check won't verify

Won't think outside the chain

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Echo with half the gain

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Nothing about her's sane

Acting like she's running the world

Powered by borrowed fame

All stiff posture no real bite

All bark with zero brain

Here comes Karoline here comes Karoline

Face of the empty lane