That's What She Said Last Night

That's what she said last night

That's what she said last night

You're gonna get it all night alright

That's what she said last night

I went on down to Kinkos

To get some faxin' done

My ex girlfriend works down there

She was my number one

She said, "Billy I'm busy

Why don't ya come around back?

I'll clear the store and lock the doors

And we can fax all night"

That's what she said last night

That's what she said last night

Oh we can fax all night alright

That's what she said last night

I had my other girlfriend

Stayin' at my house

When I got home two days late

She upped and chucked me out

I went and bought her this groovin' watch

To make things up with her

She said, "Billy I love a good groovin'"

And she begins to purr

That's what she said last night

That's what she said last night

I love a real good groovin' all alright all night

That's what she said last night alright (alright)

I'll hurt you, big mama

Got a brand new cellphone

AT&T

It was a little bit of thing

Just right for a country boy like me

My girlfriend took a poke at the thing

Then she threw it away

She said, "Billy I know you're attached to that thing

But it's too small for me"

That's what she said last night

That's what she said last night

"You're little thing too small for me"

That's what she said last night

I tell ya what, next time I get me one of a cellphone, it's gonna be a, well, a big ol' good'un

I'm talkin' one that vibrates and glows in the dark

I'm trying to, these women nowadays, you just can't seem to please 'em

They want it bigger and better

Better and better, somewhat like the black model, better and better

Cowboy Troy

That's what she said last night

That's what she said last night