Nutrition Blues

Just give me peanut paste with a crunchy taste

And some honest spread on my bread

Or maybe jelly beans with some pink ice cream

And some chocolate crackles instead

And while I'm doing this, I don't wanna miss

All my favorite shows on TV

I'm gonna pull up a seat, stick up my feet

Help myself to a treat

Monday night, spinach pie

Baked potatoes, sour cream

Stuffed tomatoes, brussel sprouts

I don't wish to sound too mean

(He don't wanna sound mean)

Just give me peanut paste with a crunchy taste

And some honest spread on my bread

Or maybe jelly beans with some pink ice cream

And some chocolate crackles instead

And while I'm doing this, I don't wanna miss

All my favorite shows on TV

I'm gonna pull up a seat, stick up my feet

Help myself to a treat

Tuesday night, pumpkin soup

Wednesday night, cabbage rolls

Thursday night, mushroom quiche

And Friday night, it's casserole

(Friday night, it's casserole)

Just give me peanut paste with a crunchy taste

And some honest spread on my bread

Or maybe jelly beans with some pink ice cream

And some chocolate crackles instead

And while I'm doing this, I don't wanna miss

All my favorite shows on TV

I'm gonna pull up a seat, stick up my feet

Help myself to a treat

Listen please, I need a break

'Cause I don't know if I can take

Any more healthy food

I think I've got nutrition blues

(I think he's got nutrition blues)

Just give me peanut paste with a crunchy taste

And some honest spread on my bread

Or maybe jelly beans with some pink ice cream

And some chocolate crackles instead

And while I'm doing this, I don't wanna miss

All my favorite shows on TV

I'm gonna pull up a seat, stick up my feet

Help myself to a treat