Guess Who I Saw Today

Well, hello there, Mr. Loverman

So you finally found some time to get home?

Oh, I see

You had to work late at the office?

Oh, overtime?

Uh-huh

Okay, I understand

Oh, you got caught up in some late afternoon traffic?

Oh, I see

And it's still raining

Oh no, honey, come on now, dear

You don't have to explain

I know you're tired

Come on and sit down

I'm gonna fix us a drink

But to tell the truth

I've had one hell of a day, too

Oh, you've told me about your day, at least some of it

Now let me tell you what happened to me today, lover

Guess who I saw today, my dear?

(Guess who I saw today, lover)

I went in town to shop around for something new

Just to pick up a new dress

I thought I'd stop to have a bite to eat when I was through

I looked around for someplace near

And it occurred to me, my, my, my dear

Where I had parked the car

There was a most attractive French café and bar

Do you know what, honey?

It really, really wasn't very far

(Wasn't very far)

The waiter showed me to a dark, secluded corner

And as my eyes became accustomed to the gloom

I saw two people at the bar who were so much in love, dear

(So much in love, dear)

That even I could spot it clear across the room

How he held her hand

Wasting time and spending money

Guess who I saw today?

My, my, my, my dear

I've never been so shocked before

I headed madly, madly, madly through the door

They didn't even see me passing through

Guess who I saw today?

Guess who I saw today?

Oh, today

I saw you holding that other woman's hand

(I saw you)

Looking deep into her eyes

I saw you

(I saw you)

You didn't even see me