Letras
The best part about dating in the 21s century
Is that you meet a lot of people that
Can't rotate an apple in their head
And you love them for it
And its like a massive turn on
You can't do anything about it
When we talk its the opposite of deep
And she so basic so I told her live, laugh, leave
She got my home address on a tee
Sends me love letters written by Chat GPT
Got a UTI, a TBI, my ACL is torn
Like a quarterback on TBT, got glory days to mourn
Don't speak to me it's TMI I'm 25
Got time for games like the DS Lite
Don't pay me any mind
I'm losing it
Inside the bass and the movement
Groovin' out to Questlove and looking out for cupid
Get the silent treatment cause I have no mouth and I must cream
She must be Freddy Kruger way she kill the vibe in my wet dreams
I love boring women with no hobbies other than smoking lots of weed
No job no degree no hopes and no dreams
I think that's fine with me
Hit me up lets hate each other for eternity
And when we old and grey?
I pray we had the best loveless marriage in the world
It's just me
Me and these girls
Me and these hoes
Me and these bitches in the crib oh oh
Yeah
Whoa
*sigh*
Where are the shotgun shells when I need them?