Fat Boy Blues

Dear Sir, when you read this letter

I'm on my way to some sunshiny weather

And Sir, if I cause any problems

(And I will)

I'll take 'em up, well, I just may try to solve 'em

And you could always ask Jimmy or Dave

Yeah, they always seem to make your day

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh

I'm gonna sit under that tree again

I'm gonna stay there till I get fat again

I'm gonna sit there singing the fat boy blues

Dear Sir, when I told you the last time

I heard you call, yeah, "Hey, fat boy, sure is the last time"

Well, Sir, now I don't want you to worry

'Cause I'll be home, but in no kind of hurry, no, no

Yeah, I'm tired of the job I gotta do

To make your livin' and just to get me through

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh

I'm gonna sit under that tree again

I'm gonna stay there till I get fat again

I'm gonna sit there singing the fat boy blues

Sitting under that old tree (Sitting under that old tree)

Learning 'bout biology (Learning 'bout biology)

Rosemary, Sue, Laureen (Rosemary, Sue, Laureen)

Martha, Carol, Jill and me

Ooh-woah, ooh-woah, ooh

I'm gonna sit under that tree, okay

I'm gonna be there singing the fat boy blues

Alright, here we go

I'm gonna sit under that tree again

I'm gonna stay there till I get fat again

I'm gonna sit there singing the fat boy blues

Singing the fat boy blues

Singing the fat boy blues

That's all