Mr Cupcake Sings A Song

I saw you're up late, you got a hot date

With several sets of teeth from this vanilla cupcake

I'm feelin' half-baked, but make no mistake

I'm always hungry, and I struggle showing constraint

It's only your induction, so I'll give an introduction

I'm a tasty little muffin, but I'll give you a concussion

Yeah, it's really nice to meet ya, have you said hello to Chica?

Soon she'll throw me at your face

And we'll all see if you're a bleeder

So, stay the night

These teeth may be goofy, but they cut like knives

You'll have a fright

So, come take a nibble, you'll get a surprise

I'm a pink frosty treat, and it's late in the evening

And I spy security meat

I'm cute, and delicious, and highly nutritious

But bitter when I should be sweet

Mr. Cupcake caught you up late

And treated your face like a rump steak

And while you're dying, all of the icing on my face

It coalesced and made a mess, I bet you had a quick taste

Too hot to handle when I scramble

I'll snuff you out like a candle

Crawl through the vents, I can attack any angle

You can take a slice, so go on try, it's a gamble

This is a fun place, just not a safe space

When killer cupcakes sit awaiting on their small plate

We tried to warn you of your ever close impending fate

But Mike, you just ignored it, so we'll butcher you without a trace

A piece of cake to make you scream

Your blood'll mix like scarlet icing

Through my sprinkles and my buttercream

But can a cupcake dream?

We only want your sister, yeah, she'll make a great machine

So, stay the night

These teeth may be goofy, but they cut like knives

You'll have a fright

So, come take a nibble, you'll get a surprise

I'm a pink frosty treat, and it's late in the evening

And I spy security meat

I'm cute, and delicious, and highly nutritious

But bitter when I should be sweet

Mr. Cupcake caught you up late