Dance, Dance, Dance

Off the coast of Argentina

Where no man has ever traveled

Is a dark uncharted island

Where exists a tribe of women

And they're all beautiful and voluptuous Hollywood studs

And they wear revealing uniforms

And live inside a temple

Where they have a fiery altar

And perform sacrifices

To their bronze reflective idol

And they pray for men for without them they will vanish

And they dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

There exists one other problem

On an otherwise peaceful island

It's a horrifying monster

Who doesn't have a face

That the girl cooked up in wardrobe

And keeps him in constant terror

He appears to need a virgin to appease him

Then one day in the hidden cove

A navy boat drops anchor

Filled with United States Marines

And they invade the island

And shoot the awful creature

And they live happily ever after to the bitter end

And they dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance

And they dance, dance, dance, dance, dance