My Funny Valentine (Live at Roxy, Los Angeles, CA, 4/18/1982)

My funny valentine

My sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks, they are laughable, baby

They're un-photographable

But still, still you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, baby, are you smart?

Are you smart?

Please, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay my funny valentine, stay

Each day is my Valentine's Day