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Come April in the states, praise the digging of crates
For Linn Record's Seaside, and remixes of b-sides
Pushy glands, crushed from agently scans
Not one redesign, implied by someone in line
Getting a certificate of authenticity, without me?
I help discerning ears, help me outlive my peers
I'm an intimate commitment, via tangible equipment
My trust, shown through grooves of indigenous dust
But forgive me bud, my bass is buried in mud and save for
My replacement, when rain floods the basement though by your standards
I'd be warmer as a warped performer
My crackles wait to give way, like a Tudor from a Grey
But it's a red book, my successor reads to cook
Sniff its eighty minute burn, from polycarbonate urns
It's so small, and now who wants it at all?
I also can spin, and I'm bigger so I win
Get back over here, and unplug your left ear
Continue, don't let me fight, fight for your right
It makes me glad those perky ears unclad
My disc of hiss from sleeves fermenting pungent piss
Scrape the fat from my griddle, rake the needle from my middle
I'm circling the drain, almost a discontinued enflurane
I refuse to be outmoded, by what lacks lacquered-coated
I seem simple to legitimize with proportions for a frame size
I'm not a gift for a birthday, I am a museum display
Beside the hall of historic boats, I'll fade in heavy smoking coats
Across the gallery of grand
hardcovers, I'll lay while your finger hovers
On public display proves I'm
protected, don't tap my glass you'll be ejected
Who says I want to be in your home, stacked under gauzy monochrome
Noticing properly sleeved tennis
racquets, opposite slipshod 10 inch jackets
Do I not deserve to be at least
alphabetized, is it because I am oversized?
Guess I'll wait 'til you get your act
together, you seem to be under the weather
Like they say at the local diocese, hey you sinner, clean your mess
Oh, you're a pioneer listening to
shellac, making mukluks from seals and yaks
Unwinding after days on the hunt,
a system to dull the highs that seem too blunt
I'll help you be Harlan Hubbard,
if I'm stored as well as the mugs in your cabinet
The day the servers go down, don't frown
I'll be your steady pick, when things go back to the Triassic
Can't stream forever, past the 43rd measure
We can't stream forever, we'll get bored and say whatever
With no jarring screens or other caprice, I'm the ideal visual piece
Sitting bumptious on the shelf's
pilaster, hiding my sticker "digital remaster"
If it ain't cut to tape, run out the door to escape
Who's left that can edit with shears,
those freelancers are, in truth, volunteers
You can buy me at an auction, anywhere even in Toledo or Boston
Then later you sell me to a friend, that has a whole lot to spend
Gain some revenue, saving to buy a four pound kinkajou
Get it home to record its sound, and play it for people looking around
But if I'm yours for keeps,
bought in the aforesaid city that makes Jeeps
Reserve us an uninterrupted tryst,
an appointment with your musical proctologist
Yes, I have chloride, but those PVC worries are quite amplified
I help pass time with those liner notes,
a good read when in bed with strep throat
A tangible item is romantic,
telling stories of Kings and Creams from Atlantic
Passing to your children my practical
wax, granted they pay an inheritance tax
Depending on your trustee, they might bury me under debris
But while you decompose quicker,
I'll decay into a cooking cackle from a snicker
You don't like song, you just like being wrong
Dishing doltishly regarding what's
compressed, along other points you had to egest
Folks on the Santa Fe Trail weren't fussy about their retail
You are not pleasant by nudging fate out from the present
And you dropped me on the floor, I'm now just broken decor
Repurchase the same product, the same prized pick plucked
Will the rhythm section, care for your collection
After an album with cultured chops, is chopped after your clumsy drop
You've no excuse to be acquitted,
your community's character is omitted
Due to your moronic mistake, it's humiliating to have your namesake
The physical media you revered has made you weird
For all your time and your hertz, it's just shown on your shirts