Letras
So I'm driving down the highway, there's a guy hitchhiking
He's holding a sign that says "HEAVEN". So I hit him
He probably went there, he looked like a nice guy
I got a new dog, he's a paranoid retriever. He brings
Back everything because he's not sure what I throw him
Sometimes I like to go into a waiting room and just sit there and
Wait. The nurse comes up, "Do you have an appointment?" "No, just
Waiting." "What are you waiting for?" "Nothing, just
Avoiding the moments." "Would you like to see the doctor?
" "I don't know, what kind of a doctor is he?" "
He's a foot doctor." "I'd like to see a man that tall."
A few minutes later a 12-inch guy walks out into the waiting room
He says, "Take off your shoes and socks." I take them off
He looks at me and says, "There's nothing wrong with you."
I say, "Take off your shoes and socks." He says, "What do you
Think?" I say, "I don't know, I've seen bigger feet on a bird."
Then he started dancing really fast and whistling really loud
And then I left. What the hell did you think was gonna happen?
You people are crazy
When I was in third grade I had a 70-year-old teacher
And she could barely hear anything so she would turn
The thermostat down to 16 degrees so in case anyone
Talked she could see your breath coming out of your mouth
That was the same year I had a globe that lit up and I used to
Use it as a night light, put it on the floor in my bedroom which
Was pretty cool except some nights I'd wake up in the middle of
The night all freaked out thinking I was floating in outer space
And then in 1969 a teacher showed us pictures of the Earth
Taken from the Apollo and she said, "Does anyone know what
This is?" And I said, "Yes, that's the floor in my bedroom."
When I was seven my parents had a party and I went around to all
The guests with a glass of water and I said, "Here, drink this
This is a magic glass of water. If you drink this you'll all
Get a little bit taller." And they all drank some and they thought
"Oh, isn't this a weird kid," and when they all drank some and