Letras
Soft. round. Marketable
But we remember the teeth they never had
You bred them for plush toys, not survival
And now we breed war
They sit like spoiled monks in monochrome fur
Nature's anal mistake, protected by pr
Mascots of mediocrity, masturbated myths
A thousand instagram likes for every death they cause
They don't fuck to breed
They barely fuck at all
Biological quitters with a netflix deal
So we light the forest and film the sequel
Venomous sin declares war on pandas
No more plushfuck peace mascots
No more bamboosnacks for beta bears
Your extinction is overdue and underwhelming
The zoo was your coffin. We just pissed on the lid
They eat the same leaf, every day, like it's a lifestyle
Minimalist diet for maximalist pity
We celebrate wolves with blood on their breath
You celebrate nap schedules and diplomatic fluff
Pandas are the hr of the animal kingdom
Smiling, useless, unkillable by policy
So we cancel the contract
And replace your forest with flamethrower trees
Crucifucked by conservationists
Tindernailed to the algorithm of cuteness
Their fur absorbs guilt
Their eyes say"donate"
But we see through the panda-politeness
Through the panda-influencer-ass
Through the bamboo-thick deception
And we scream back
Not in our fucking ecosystem
Venomous sin declares war on pandas
No more plushfuck peace mascots
No more bamboosnacks for beta bears
Your extinction is overdue and underwhelming
The zoo was your coffin. We just pissed on the lid
This is not about pandas
This is about everything you neutered with a plush
Your synthetic pity, your panda-positivity
Burns just fine with the rest of your virtue zoo
Venomous sin declares war on pandas
Bamboo turned to napalm
Zoo tickets turned to targets
Mascots of extinction, icons of the unearned
This is not a protest. This is pest control
Venomous sin declares war on pandas
No more plushfuck peace mascots
No more bamboosnacks for beta bears
Your extinction is overdue and underwhelming
The zoo was your coffin. We just pissed on the lid
Venomous sin declares war on pandas
No more plushfuck peace mascots
No more bamboosnacks for beta bears
Your extinction is overdue and underwhelming
The zoo was your coffin. We just pissed on the lid
Fuck you bamboo addict!