Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

You say potato, I say potato

You say potato and I say potato

Potato

You say either and I say either

You say neither and I say neither

Either, either, neither, neither

Let's call the whole thing off

You like potato and I like potato

You like tomato and I like tomato

Potato, potato, tomato, tomato

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh, if we ever part

Then that would break my heart

So, if you like pyjamas and I like pajamas

I'll wear pyjamas and give up pajamas

For we know we need each other

So we better call the calling-off off

Let's call the whole thing off

Things have come to a pretty pass

Our romance is growing flat

For you like this and the other

While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be

Oh, I don't know where I'm at

It looks as if we two will never be one

Something must be done

You like potatoes and I like potatoes

You like tomato, I like tomato

Potato, potatoes, tomato, tomatoes

Why don't we call the whole thing off

You like bananas, and I like bananas

You like pyjamas and I like pajamas

Bananas, bananas, pyjamas, pajamas

Why don't we call the whole thing off

If you go for oysters and I go for oysters

I'll order oysters and give up the oysters

For we know we need each other, so we

Better call the calling-off off

Let's call the whole thing off

Let's call the whole thing off

Let's call the whole thing off

Let's call the whole thing off