Letras
Oh Cue Bally Kelly re-spots balls
According to the tele
Oh cue ball kelly is quite tall
Towering over the players
Oh she could have got a little job
On the old catwalk
Modelling Gucci and Chanel
Instead she cleans off chalk
Oh cue ball kelly
Should have been a super-model
She's absolutely stunning
But now she's as white as a ghost
Snooker halls have no sun in
Oh cue ball kelly
Is considered a very good referee
Oh cue ball kelly
Is very pretty
Loved by all the players
Oh she could have got a little job
In Paris or Milan
Modelling Gucci and Chanel
Instead she shushes fans
Oh cue ball kelly
Should have been a super-model
She's absolutely gorgeous
But now she lives in snooker halls
Walks slower than a tortoise
Oh cue ball kelly
Should have been a super-model
She's absolutely stunning
But now she's as white as a ghost
Snooker halls have no sun in