Letras
Dirt is the white guy, people think I'm funny
Quit smokin' weed, now my nose is all runny
Coke in my pocket, lobster in my tummy
Paranoid as shit that the cops are comin' for me
But I ain't even breakin' the law
Just fuckin' your chick on the hood of your car
And the bitch is annoyin'
Had to change my number like Kobe and Jordan
Dirt to the nasty
Smell like your dead homie layin' up in the casket
I'm sneakin' through your barrio
With mushrooms like Luigi and Mario
Then I crash the party
And sock you in the face if you rock Ed Hardy
Dude, I'm gnarly
I get my dick sucked by the mentally retarded
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
Dirt get pussy, you got a bunch of dudes
I step in the saloon in my cowboy boots
So clear the floor, I got a new dance
Hop out the chopper in my parachute pants
Flip like a ninja, never get injured
When I fuck you on the hardwood floor, you get splinters
I'm the dirtiest dude on the street
So dope your bitch gon' OD on me
Smokin' speed with ODB
He told me, "Hey cracker, you crazy"
I fuck old ladies
Blind, crippled, and crazy in they old Mercedes
And I'm eatin' out all they friends
"What it taste like, Dirt?" Depends
Top notch hoes to average geeks
I tear up the pussy like a savage beast
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
Went from ashy to flashy then back to white trashy
They ask me, "Hey Dirt, why you so nasty?"
'Cause I just don't give a fuck
Bump Milli Vanilli, "Iced in the Trunk"
Pick up sluts in the pickup truck
Get my dick sucked then I stick 'em up
Skanks get ganked
And if I get locked up, I'ma keys to the shank
Thank the Lord
For blessin' Dirt Nasty with the Flesh Sword
They call me Sexcalibur
Swing my hammer on your melons like Galaga
Cracka, ass fantastic
In the suburbs with my ghetto blaster
I rap slow and then I rap faster
I'm the result of takin' too much acid
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty
I'm nasty as I wanna be
I'm nasty, girl, I'm so nasty