George Bruno Money

It was early one morning

And I was staggering down the street

You see I'd uh, I'd been out drinking again

When I came upon this character

He was the strangest cat that you could ever meet

Mmm

A-George Bruno Money was his name

And he was singing with this kind of very strange beat

That went something like this

Then he said, "Take it away, guys!"

"What you doin' down there, man?"

I said, "It's no business of mine"

He said, "I'm going down to Blaze's, baby

Gotta get myself a bottle of wine"

I said, "George Bruno Money

Take up your bed and follow me

Hey, hey

Alright, leave that bottle down there, baby

Make it back to Gunterstone Road for a nice cup of tea

'Cause that's the stuff you should be drinking, you see

You know?"

Good heavens tonight

Mmm, another fairy cake perhaps, Major?

Or a slice of warthog flap?