What if we do a little guitar that's like
All my friends are telling me to
Short brown hair and stupid tattoos
He told me he was a skater
When I asked him for a pic to prove
It turned out to just be a razor (yes a razor scooter)
They told me he was bad bad news
But his poison added some flavor
I guess I seemed to like the view
Of the red flags waving like banisters
All my friends are telling me to dump him
Dump him!
Asking me the reasons that I love him (literally why?)
Telling me to dump him cuz he don't buy me flowers
Gave him all my time but he can't give me no hours
If he ain't got time for me better have time for another
I think it's time to dump him, clear my phone of his number
I can't decide if I should dump him
But all my friends are telling me to dump him
So like maybe I should dump him
Manipulative, a cheater too
I should've known it was trouble
Destroying everything in front of his path
I got stuck underneath the rubble
Telling her he loves her while I'm asleep in bed
Didn't realize this was a throuple
Honeymoon phase until we were through
It's so easy to fall for the devil
All my friends are telling me to dump him
Dump him!
They'd understand why I stay if they fucked him (girl, I get it)
Telling me to dump him cuz he don't buy me flowers
Gave him all my time but he can't give me no hours
If he ain't got time for me better have time for another
I think it's time to dump him, clear my phone of his number
The music is gonna cut
Tailor is going to be complaining about her man
Like whatever he's doing to make her feel hurt
And he just has other bitches
Like, ah, fuck this
And we're like oh you really need to dump him
And she's just like
I can't man, like I don't know, like I don't know how to do it
And we're like, you need to dump him!
All my friends are telling me to leave his ass
But why's it so hard to leave his ass
Maybe I should dump him
Maybe I should
Maybe
Dude, just leave him already
Telling me to dump him cuz he don't buy me flowers
Gave him all my time but he can't give me no hours
If he ain't got time for me better have time for another
I think it's time to dump him, clear my phone of his number