Now Colly

There he is, the wee buck, found a spot o' good luck

Think you're onto something do ya?

Cause I swear you're looking

Like you're holdin' that chin up

Seems like someone oughta take you down a peg

And who the hell j'a think y'are y'little ginger numpty

Singing like a little gobshÍn online

Says little bleedin whopper Johnny internet hard man

Sending mean comments off his granny's wifi

Are ya livin your dream now Colly?

Enjoy it now while you're young now lad

Tell me, how's the auld boy, did you make him proud, boy?

Little ceoltoir on his bike now lad

Do ye still play guitar? Come on out and grab a jar

When's the date you're leaving now?

Hon before you're off, one more night on the sauce

'till you're slurring half the lyrics to Spancil Hill

I awoke in California, bleedin hangin off me tits

And me head is still in bits, 28 and still a little shit

Are ya livin your best life Colly?

Enjoy it now while you're young there lad

Sure you'll be flyin in no time, young man

There y'are singer man, cocky little ginger man

Think you're getting too big for your wee boots, man

Gimmick's gonna wear off when they all see

All y'do is sing down low

Heard you're moving to the valley boy, y'wannabe Cali boy

Keep your wits about ye' or you'll find your own finale

Now you think you've gone and made something of yourself

Well all that glitters isn't gold

Well I couldn't give a toss about some diamonds on your wrist

Or your wan with fake tits or any of this

I'd be happy out to settle down and have a hape o' kids

And be an auld boy of me own

Oooh oh oh ooooooh ooh

You're bleedin livin your dream now are, ya?

You think you're some bleedin big shot star, yeah?

Ya little weapons grade twat you are, ya!