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Welcome to Café De Paris

Your shelter deep underground

You'll have fun that we guarantee

As soon as you buy us a round

Let's get blitzed so blitzed

Let's get bombed out of our mind

Let's get tanked so tanked

And leave our worries behind

Let's get wrecked so wrecked

Till we don't care what's up there

Bottoms up, up, up

Feels much better than a prayer

No one knows when it all will end

So why go out feeling blue

Cuddle up make yourself a friend

You know there's things you want to do

Let's get gassed hoo whee

Let's get smashed and have a glass

Pour them fast fast fast

And pray this isn't your last

Let's get him bam boomed

Don't let up until the dawn

We all know we're doomed

It's bloody well time to tie one on

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Yeah, man. That's cool! Wooo

Let's get slammed hell yeah

War be damned Let's drink to that

Toast and jam jam jam

Till your face down on the mat

Let's get blitzed so blitzed

Let's get shelled until we're blind

Brahms and Liszt I'm pissed

Drink your drink you're one behind

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