Coffee & a Joint

I got some stuff you just gotta try

What is it?

Pot, you know, marijuana?

Yeah, yeah (marijuana)

Yeah, uh

Yeah

I got this feeling inside

Can't find no balance in my mind

I must be missing the point

I need a coffee and a joint

I got this feeling inside

Can't find no balance in my mind

I must be missing the point

I need a coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (uh, yo)

I'm higher than an F16 in Walgreens

Tryna find some eye drops and a bottle of Listerene (woo)

Well, I'm Mr. clean when I step on the scene

But yo, how did I get here and what does this all mean?

The last thing I remember was way back in September

Oh, Johnny had a doobie, it was groovy, full of pleasure

But I prolly didn't measure the amount I shoulda taken

Now I'm standing on the ceiling and this feeling got me quaking, yo

I stick to baking with Betty Crocker baby

We dishing out delectables and yeah, they tasty

So yeah, it's amazing, now come and get a slice

And if they try to take my herb, I'll say, "Take my wife!"

But Kevin you're not married (oh yeah), oh, shit it's getting scary

I'm mixing up my history, my memories are buried

And I don't have a clue what's real or imaginary

So take heed, my children 'cause this story's cautionary

I got this feeling inside

Can't find no balance in my mind

I must be missing the point

I need a coffee and a joint

I got this feeling inside

Can't find no balance in my mind

I must be missing the point

I need a coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (oh, my God)

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (and a what?)

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (alright, and a who?)

Well, I, well I was standing in the corner of the kitchen by myself

Eyeing up the pot brownies on the top shelf

I'm thinking maybe just a nibble will do

But I didn't eat dinner so I gobbled down two

Oh shit, I fucking blew it, oh

I gotta keep this conversation fluid

Yeah, we're too high to function

I'm feeling like a clown at a funeral luncheon

I'm a goner, man, I reached my marijuana maximum consumption

Well, goddamn, hors d'oeuvre threw my night for a curve

But I could be the hero that this party deserves

So I boot and rally, sink the last cup

Turns out it was my team's cup, fuck

I got this

I got this

I got this feeling inside

Can't find no balance in my mind

I must be missing the point

I need a coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint