Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head

He's givin' you the blues

You want to graduate, but not in his bed

Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone, I'm always home

Call me anytime

Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey

I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love

You got a broken heart

He's double dealin' with your best friend

That's when the teardrops start, fella

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone

Or make a social call

Come right in, forget about him

We'll have ourselves a ball, hey

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Oh yeah

If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone, leave her alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee, I'm happy to be

Your back door man, woo

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT

(Done dirt cheap)

Neckties, contracts, high voltage

(Done dirt cheap)

Do anything you want me to

(Done dirt cheap)

(Dirty deeds)

Dirty deeds, dirty deeds

(Done dirt cheap)

Yeah