Disproportioned Head

If my body was twice the size it was

Then I might look alright but I don't because,

I've got a disproportioned head.

And the people they point and laugh at me and

They tell me it's huge 'cause honestly -

I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big"

'cause I am well aware that you are lying - about my head.

And it blocks out the sun like a parasol.

And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll

'cause I've got a disproportioned head.

And I can't make it better with surgery.

So I'm stuck with this skull that the world can see,

I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try and be nice to me because you think I'm near.

I'm across the street and I can hear you.

Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried.

They don't really make 'em in my size.

I can only fit in convertible cars.

And my Mom has a 3-foot caesarean scar,

'cause of my disproportioned head

And I'd go ahead and end it now

If I could find a noose that would

fit around my huge, disproportioned head.

I've got a disproportioned head