Crazy Clown

Step away from the man

The man is in such demand

Pink t-shirt and ripped jeans

He's in with the scene

Only the best, forget about the rest

And every woman in this town

Wants to be with this crazy clown

Not me

I think he's dumb and I don't like his bum

And his hair is so pretty, I almost have pity on him

When he speaks, he speaks highly of himself

Unable to compliment anyone else

And every man in this town

Wants to kill this crazy clown

I am crazy clown

I am very tall

Everyone around me

Is so very small

I call this my town

I make all the rules

I was educated in the better schools

All the women love me

And all the men are fools

Daddy pays for everything

On his credit card

I'm driving a big sports car

It makes me look really hard

I can't think of anything

More I wanna say

I am crazy clown

I am super gay