When I was talking on the phone to Julia Hampting
I turned a Don Juan to realize her dreams
Julia had a dream so crazy and confused
I wanna be a Barbie with bigger new boobs
I don't think so, you'd rather a new brain
I went to a toy store searching for a doll
With nice body, with nice visual
But I couldn't find two bigs boobs
What Julia needed was a new book
"I don't think so," what Julia said
She said, "Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, I wanna a credit card
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, to buy a lot of
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, I can't stop
Ya ya ya ya ya"
Julia needed a new brain
Julia bought new boobs and she has a new hair
But now I know she needs a new head
Won a lot of contests, she bought all her dreams
I was her lover but now I'm her butler
I don't think so, I hate Julia Hampting
She said, "Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, I wanna a credit card
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, to buy a lot of
Ya ya ya ya ya, I can't stop
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya"
Julia needed a new brain
Turn out the phone, think with me
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