Letras
I wish I knew the reason why me teeth are in me mouth
Why is it when I face the north me heels are pointin' south
I wish I knew why I get wet when I lay in the bath
I'm just a kinda mixed up crazy kinda kid
I wish I knew the reason why me hair grows on me head
I wish they'd tell me why I don't stand up to sleep in bed
But when I make enquiries everybody laughs
And says I'm just a kinda mixed up crazy kinda kid
Me mum called in the doctor bloke who looked at me and said
Now don't worry mush there's nothing wrong at all
But by the time he'd finished I was still upon me bed
And he was nearly halfway up the wall
Why do I have to use me legs when walking down the street
Why is it that I'm smaller when I sit down in me seat
I wish I knew the reason why me gloves don't fit me feet
I'm just a kinda mixed up crazy kinda kid
They say me eyes look friendly but I'm sure they've never met
I wish I knew the reason why a glass of water's wet
But if somebody told me it's a sir I'd soon forget
I'm just a kinda mixed up crazy kinda kid
They say me actions and me thoughts should all co-ordinate
I've also got to analyse me dreams
Subconsciously endeavour not to ask but meditate
And I do what they tell me but I don't know what it means
They say I won't get better I'll be stuck like this for good
I'd like to be an egghead but I don't believe I could
Well if you've got a brain like mine the proof is in the pud
You're just a kinda mixed up crazy kinda kid
That's what they call us
We're just kinda mixed up crazy kinda
C. I. D. S. Crazy kids