Way Over Yonder, Where Trolls Live in Trees

Way over yonder, where trolls live in trees

And their hairy bodies blow around in the breeze

Tis a magical kingdom full of gloomy dooms

Where the soil sprouts enchanted mushrooms

The people of the place protect the 'shrooms

And come out their rooms to groom and plume

A family once ate a bowl of 'shrooms

Entranced by sweet fungi perfume

They went into the forest and did consume the 'shrooms

And got sick as heck from their blooms

And vomited inside their bathrooms

But all was well at end of day

And the family is better off today