Kit (What's The Scoop)

Kit, where you goin'?

Sorry, Michael, it's Rick the Ruler

I have to go (are you ready?)

Lights, camera, action, you're on

Get old Ricky D, what's wrong? The crowd's gone

So help me out kit 'cause this thief has to be caught

Radio the chief of police, get a report

Chief of Police said

"Well, I'm sorry Ricky D 'cause I really can't help"

Ah drats, I think, I'll take a long walk

Kit put your scan on all these rappers in New York

But Michael's callin' me Rick, I have to go

If I get a word you'll definitely be the first to know

Well, on that night I felt really up tight

"Hello, Rick, it's Vance Wright"

"Throw on your clothes, I found 'em, they're down town"

Word, someone's havin' a concert and they're using your crown

What? You sure it's mine?, "Yo Rick, I know the shape of it, come on"

You know your scratchers? "Yeah, plus I got tape of it"

"Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle", bet

"Kit, Ricky Rick, pick up, forget old Michael"

Well, here came the DJ, trucks to say the least

"Ayo, let me hear the tape, it's a complete masterpiece"

Y'all figure this kinda is but this I bound to overtake (the dj saved my life)

I hear da (honk, honk), that's Kit, so let's pray

Here go my rap Kit, analyze a hit

So Kit what's the scoop?

Slick Rick, this one is it

(Are you?)

(Are you?)

(Are you?)

(Are you ready?)

Well, my tummy was growlin' while I was chillin' in my seat

We stopped by Mac Donald's so I could somethin' to eat

Skipped the line, the crowd started to break

"Ayy yeah, let me get a Big Mac and a strawberry shake"

Someone snatched me by my neck I thought I must be dead (get off)

Injected me with somethin', threw a bag over my head (ow)

I felt real weak, word, I couldn't even stand

I fell, next thing I was being thrust inside a van

Unconscious, who could be this shady?

When I awoke I was in a room with this lady