Letras
Silent and pure
Her features demure
When you're ready to meet her
You better be sure
She lives in a dorm room
Under some dude's bed
When the boys join
They're pulling tubes from her head
And when smoke rises this is what she said
Call me Lady Charlemagne
Call me Lady Charlemagne
The lady in lace
Her figure hath grace
But as fair as it is
It's not as fair as her face
She's a well oiled machine
When her juices are clean
If you're treating her right
You'll get to see what I mean
The source of her power is hairy and green
Call me Lady Charlemagne
Call me Lady Charlemagne
Treat me right and I will love you forever
I will be your nightly source of pleasure
Get along
Get along
Get along with me, your lady
Call me Lady Charlemagne
Call me Lady Charlemagne