Jingle Balls

Jingle balls, jingle balls bouncin' down the hall

Oh, what fun it is to shake when the carolers come to call?

Jingle balls, jingle balls bouncin' down the hall

Oh, what fun it is to run when the cold makes my balls small?

Dashing through the snow with my balls out on display

Slipped on frozen poop and my sack went the wrong way

Hit the neighbor's fence but I am not to blame

My balls are big and hit down things even the nutcracker felt the pain

Oh

Jingle balls, jingle balls bouncin' down the hall

Oh, what fun it is to shake when the carolers come to call?

Jingle balls, jingle balls bouncin' down the hall

Oh, what fun it is to run when the cold makes my balls small?

Dashing through the snow with my balls out on display

Slipped on frozen poop and my sack went the wrong way

Hit the neighbor's fence but I am not to blame

My balls are big and hit down things even the nutcracker felt the pain

Oh

Jingle balls, jingle balls bouncin' down the hall

Oh, what fun it is to shake when the carolers come to call? (Oh)

Jingle balls, jingle balls bouncin' down the hall

Oh, what fun it is to run when the cold makes my balls small? (Oh)

Jingle balls, jingle balls bouncin' down the hall (oh)

Oh, what fun it is to shake when the carolers come to call? (Oh)

Jingle balls, jingle balls bouncin' down the hall (oh)

Oh, what fun it is to run when the cold makes my balls small? (Oh)