Sencillo / Pista
The Campfire Song
Letras
Come on, grab some ambrosia, and let the nectar flow
Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire?
Is the food here really that bad?
Offering to the gods, it's not enough
And they're omnipotent and all powerful
They need to feel appreciated!
To the gods (to the gods)
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your folks run the universe
My dad is Hermes, he messengers things
You'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings
I wait by the phone, but the phone never rings!
Oh, no
When your dad's a god, life can be tough
I met the guy once and once was enough (oh, I hear that)
Annabeth!
Well, my mom's Athena, she's smart and she's wise
She swore off gluten and she swore off guys
But if she came to came, it'd be a surprise
Oh, no (oh, no)
Oh, and my stepmom, she hates me and my dad, works all day
So I left Virginia and I ran away
Wait, is that true? (Everybody)
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your folks run the universe
Alright, who's next?
Oh, let me see, uh
My mom's Demeter, goddess of grains
She gets excited when it's starts to rain
But planting, and planting, and planting's a pain!
Oh, no (oh, no)
Right?
For their 16th birthday, my friends got a car
I got a fern in some dumb mason jar
Ooh, ooh, my turn!
I'm the child of Pan, god of the wild
For those who love nature, they're often beguiled
He's not really my dad, but I'm sort of his child
Oh, no (oh, no)
He went for a hike, to explore new frontiers
And no one has seen him for thousands of years
Oh, things couldn't be worse
When your parents run the universe
Oh, things couldn't be worse