Siam

Here's another song about a place near Hong Kong

They got lots of opium and Lapsang Souchong

Siam, Siam

All the fancy pussycats come from this area

Also got a lot of animals that scare ya

Siam, Siam

Python legs are poached in slimy toad saliva

After eating that, I'm lucky I'm alive-ah

I am, yes, I am

Ask the king if you can stay to sample cuisine

Maybe he will even let you dine with the queen

Siam, Siam

Nicest little place I live in, since Budapest

If you think that I'm in love, you're right, I confess

I am, I am, yes, I am, with Siam

I am (I am), I am (I am)

I am (I am), I am (I am)

I am (I am), I am (I am)

I am (I am), I am (I am)

I am (I am), I am (I am)

I am (I am), I am (I am)

I am (I am), I am (I am)

I am (I am), I am