Letras
On the other night, this is my favorite
"Let's go on a date
Let's just me and you hook on a date!"
I go, "we can't, we're married"
"Unless you're talking about other people
And I don't think you are"
"Just nah, we can go on a date"
And I "No, we cannot go on a date!"
She was like, "Why not?", I go
"Because A: I'm not getting to pick the restaurant
Because I'm gonna go "Where do you wanna to eat?"
And she's gonna go "I don't care"
And I'm gonna go "Okay, how about Italian?", "Hum"
I'm not gonna get pick the movie
And there's a real good chance
I'm not gonna get lucky that's not a date!
On a date, I'm eating Italian food
And I may get lucky!
But that's just part of being married
And when you're married
And you've been married for a long time
As all you fellas know
Sometimes you gotta do things you may not want to do
Like, Game night
Game night is a total woman's thing
It's where you get together with other couples
You drink beer and wine
And hopefully somebody ends up in a screaming match
And it's hysterical, as long as it's not you
But only women come up with it
They go, "You know what would be so fun?
Let's get some husbands together!"
"Cindy, that is awesome!"
You will never hear five guys at a deer camp
And some guy going, "You know fellas
This may sound weird
But I sure wish the wives were here"
Because he would be shocked!
So game night is where you get together as couples
And you play these stupid board games
And I hate these things
Because I'm not good at this board games
My wife is expert at them
So we always get there, and someboyd goes
"Let's do couples against couples"
I'm like, "Oh, God, no"
Because if my wife's on my team, I hate her
If she's on the other team, I hate her