I Am The Walrus ("No Your Not", Said Little Little Nicola)

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Mr. City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife

Pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman

("How do you do sir")

They are the eggmen

("The man maintains a fortune")

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob Goo Goo Goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you

(Ho ho ho hee hee hee hah hah hah)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking

Edgar Allen Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Goo goo goo g' joob

Goo goo g' joob

Goo goo goo g' joob