Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants

Can you spare any (social) change

After fucking every social donut hole?

The U.S. toilet is overflowing

(and sure needs an overthrowing)

With Mr. Media's diarrhea.

This dirty dickin' disaster.

All of the dirty dickin' during a diarrhea dilemma

This dirty dickin' dilemma.