All I Need

Came home from work my wife is gone

She took every damn thing even my front lawn

Ran off with my brother that's the talk of the town

But I still got my beer nothin can get me down

That bitch took all my stuff but I ain't sad

Cause I got my beer and I fucked her dad

She can have my stuff and my brother too

But she can't take this ice cold brew

House is empty not a thing in sight

She even took the fridge but that's alright

I'll drink warm beer and sleep on the floor

My God she even took my country door

She took my dog but I'm still fine

Got a case of beer and it's all mine

She left some papers but I can't read

My beer's still here it's all I need

She said I'm ugly and have a big head

But I'll just laugh and drink instead

She took my walls and put me in debt

But I still got my beer and not a damn regret

She took my pride and she took her dad

But I got my beer and I'm damn glad

She can keep the house and my brother too

But she can't keep this ice cold brew

Life's full of shit I've had my share

But as long as there's beer then I don't care

She can take the world I don't give a damn

I'll keep on drinkin and kissin her old man

So here's to beer my loyal friend

Through thick and thin until the very end

She took it all but she can't see

This ice cold beer is all I need