Girl Trouble

Yoooo, what's up, J-Slice in the house, you know, you know

Just lounging, just lounging, yo, what's up, Jim

Yo, on the strength though

You missed it, I met this blazing girl

This girl, yo, blazing

Blazing wasn't the word, she was stupid

Yo, but on the strength, I'ma tell you the story, man

What happened, I dissed her 'cause she tried to play me out

And on the strength, man, when I catch her, she's through

Check it out

It was this girl I met long time ago

While I was dressed to impress on my way to a show

I had my Bally's clean, my pants were creased

Like Mastercard, I couldn't leave my house without my piece

Put on my coat, started high-stepping down the block

All souped up to go to the jam and rock

My boys pulled up and asked me did I want a lift

I said, "Yeah, two for that would be kind of swift"

So they gave me a ride, I walked right into the place

When I stepped in there, there was this fly girl in my face

I introduced myself, we got acquainted

Told her my name and she damn near fainted

Sat down together and watched the show

The show was over and it was finally time to go

So like a gentleman, let the girl out the door first

Looked at her big boobs and was about to burst

So that really drove me crazy, we walked to my house

She sat down on the bed and took off her blouse

I started kissing her and then she got sweaty

Looked her eye-to-eye, said, "Honey, are you ready?"

So off with her clothes, she was hot as fire

I said, "You wanna do it? Whatever you desire"

I tried to put my thing in, she said, "Hell no"

But if she does anything, she'll have to go low

Jumped up quick, I told the girl to leave

She said, "Why so soon I gotta leave, Mr. Steve?"

I said, "Honey, I know you're really on fire

And getting burnt isn't my biggest desire"

So she got mad and walked away out the back

I said, "Please, sweetheart, won't you please come back?"

She walked out and I slammed the door