Seizure Boy

Verse 1

The 1st thing that happens is the world goes black

You just hear a little snap when your neck rolls back

You don't bite your tongue off, or foam at the lips

And before you hit the ground there's a moment of bliss

it's like toking a spliff, it's like shedding your skin

it's better than the best Trainwreck there's even been

You have to let it in, as much as it's upsetting

to wake up with bruises you don't remember getting

You don't remember how the hell you ended up indoors

You don't remember whether you were wetting your gym shorts

in front of Amanda, the girl you're after

who already thought you were a fucking disaster

It's not like a last will, it's making me laugh

unless you get your next one while you're taking a bath

I'm seizing the mic fast at middle school dances

I'm done being seized and I'm seizing my chances

Chorus

It's all too much (sung variations)

If the world breaks your legs then go and beat it with your crutch

Verse 2

Maybe true

I got baby blues

And you got navy blues

Paid your dues

Name the tune

Name a hue

What shade are you?

I see purple people eaters more than world beaters

Fuck I've jumped a couple hurtles burned some sneakers through the meters

(copasetic)

Please, get the medic

Let it breath

I'ma be the baddest motherfucking epileptic I can be

I would grieve

Asking why's it me sleeping in the ER with an IV in

my arm and my V card hurting saying God fuck if I'm a die a virgin

I'ma grab the first nurse working, flirt and draw the curtain

So who's perkin Doctor Phil's Pills

Tyler Durden Still ill

Thrillville Uma Therman hurting in the Kill Bills

This is to my sick kids

Time to flip this shit

Depakote, Aderol, Ritalin pixie stix

I don't give a fuck what you're on in the setting sun

Use it as a weapon when it's Said and done

Chorus

Verse 3

Hey say that I'm crazy or call it a pitfall

I'll win a game of bloody knuckles hitting a brick wall

It's pinball hitting the limit to smash that glass

Take a minute to sit in the whip and then I'mana Mash on gas

Cause I be crashing that impasse with fat ass syntax

Skinny motherfucker off a bucket of slim fast

You ever had a gran mal seizure in gym class?

Had whiplash back when life was dishing out pimp slaps?

Fed up and we've all been better but I'm set to step up

Never let up cause the fall is just the setup now to get up

regret'll never get the better of me with a sawed-off

When I'm having trouble talking someone knocks my writer's block off

if my eyes glaze and my knees drift south

And you think to stick a credit card in my mouth

I take Mastercard and Visa for my risk rewards

i'm not biting my tongue, why don't you bite yours?

Chorus (2X)