Ku Klux Klan

Now I heard they got the biggest alligators down them Alabama Bayou

So I feel I'd go down there and check out whether that's really true

Now I knew I wouldn't find one single gator there all by myself

But if only I'd be getting down there

I'd probably rustle me up some kind of adequate help

So I'd come across this kind of a redneck looking place

And outside there sat an old man

With a serious look chased face

His strucking chair was squeaking along with a worn down fan

And an overhead sign on the wooden porch read the Ku Klux Klan

So I'd got out of the car went up a' one of 'em and said

Well that's quite a statement you got there by the door

I thought you folks couldn't be seen actually 'round here anymore

Then he said hell, boy, I can tell you'd got no idea who I am

I'm the grandson of the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan

So you'd better watch your stick

Oh, I'm kinda colorblind myself if you know what I mean

But I ain't here to vex you or make some kinda big scene

All I sayin' is it ain't fair to tell quality

From the skin color of a man

But I'm sure you'll disagree since you're with them Ku Klux Klan

Now won't ya

Some damn Yankees smiles and'll just head back up north

After you buy yourselves the alligator belt buckles

And leave us good, country folk alone

True Americans