Letras
Hello, and welcome to London's Theatre Royal, Drury Lane. Here
Tonight, before an uninvited audience and in the gracious presence
Of Her Dummy Royal Highness, we will be seeing jokes, many of which
Are appearing for the very last time before retiring. Amongst the
Glittering audience here tonight, I can see, um, oh, what's his name?
Uh, the, um, the fellow with the glasses on telly. Anyway, next
To him is, um, oh, uh, the lady with the big knockers in the jam
Commercial. Oh, and now, Her Dummy Royal Highness has given the
Traditional royal sign to the audience, and the performance is
About to begin. The lights fade, the audience is hushed, and another
Great chapter is about to be written in the history of Drury Lane