Game Over

Hey, it's me, just got off work

I've been super busy, I'll be home in just a second

You better not be on your game

Okay, I'm here, time to go into the room now

I'm like, "Ha-ha, wait, bitch, you better slow down

You better take a piss, and I'ma see you in a minute

And we just got out the lobby, and the game is just beginning"

What stupid game is it?

Battlefield four and the rounds last forever, so you better shut the door

She like, "Oh, my god

Every time I'm horny, you got games on your mind

You never wanna fuck me when you're playing on your Xbox

Should've never got me in the mood with your stupid-ass sex talk"

I mean, you can move if you wanna be my ex broad (what?)

I'm just kidding, baby, see you in a minute

Now the chat talking shit saying, "Fuck that bitch"

I'm like, "You don't understand, there's a tank hit the ditch"

Cover me, cover me, I'ma run up on their six

I gotta sniper on the roof and he gon' give 'em the dick

"Shut the fuck up, you're being too loud

And I'm naked in the bed, Jake, get off now"

I'm like, "Hold up a second, we got 'em spawn trapped

And my whole squad wrecking"

20 kill streak got me shaking and I'm sweating

This dude on the mic in my ear breathing heavy

Now I'm in the jet like, "Oh, my damn, hit me with the soflam"

I ain't got another flare and they gon' take me to the ground

Eject on them bitches, turn around with the quickness

Got a rocket in their vision, ain't no stopping me, I'm vicious

With the semi-automatic popping on 'em like an addict

Got me creeping in the bushes talking shit, I wish they would

I'll sneak up on 'em with the knife, I got their tags in my sites

Take it, add 'em to my bag, we can do this all night (Jake, hurry up)

Can't you see I'm in a game, girl?

Gimme a second, I like the way you scream my name though

I been outta work all week and I ain't even changed clothes

If you don't get off the fucking game, oh, my God

My friends are gonna hear you

I don't care, pause it

You can't pause online, you're just fucking ruining

I don't give a shit, Jake

Okay, look, look, look, I'm just gonna play the Last of Us

I'm gonna play the Last of Us for like ten minutes (no, you're not)

Then I'll come (no, you're not)

It's only like nine o'clock, you don't have to work until like three

I don't care, Jake, fuck

Just stay up a little bit longer, and I'll come in there, I promise

Oh, my God!

Now I'm wiping up my tears, baby, cover your ears

I don't want you hear me crying at that part where Joel is dying

Ellie got him on the horse and they just keep on trekking north

And then the wintertime hits, Joel's dead? Fuck this

Oh, damn, she just met up with a guy looking shady in his eyes

Got his friend with him, say they got some penicillin'

Wait, is Joel really dead? Y'all fucking with my mind

Why would she need penicillin' if he really died?

He's alive, holy shit, what a twist, now I'm pissed

This game is amazing, storytelling is crazy

Know my baby gon' hate me, take a break, can't make me

I gotta keep on playing so I see how Ellie save me

Now Ellie's in danger

David tryna kill her and I gotta go and save her

You don't understand how important it is

To be the man in this situation, gotta save the kid (it's a game)

It's more than a game, that's your issue

You don't even know about half the shit that I been through

Clickers everywhere and they're creepy as fuck

And that Bill guy's a dick, but he gave us a truck

You the one that's always playing trap queen

I'll be there in a minute, let me watch this giraffe scene

Is it everything you were hoping for?

It's kind of ups and downs

Jake, you are not crying over a video game

No, I'm not, stop

Okay, that's enough, I'm sick of it

I'm going to my mom's house

If you ain't gonna have nothing to do with me

I miss the way it used be, you're not even the same

You only give a shit about your stupid fucking games

I'm like, "Baby, come on now just calm down

I'm sorry, I won't do it again

I know you talking shit about me to your friends

Just let me take you out to eat or something

Then I'll fuck like we used to do when we were younger"

You didn't even know my number

Now you got me saved as "bitch boy"

But two can play that game, I changed your name to "fuck toy"

You don't even fuck me anymore

Okay, look, the game's off

I turned it off, you see it (yes)

Okay, fuck, let's go to the room

Hold on, let me grab my phone

So I can play Pokémon GO, there's a gym down the road

I'll be back in a minute, I gotta meet up with my bros

I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding

Come on