Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing (Skit)

Oh fuck

What the fuck happened after the show last night?

I can't remember a fucking thing

Must have been greasy as fuck

Holy shit, who the fuck is this in my bed?

Nice ass though

Hey bitch, this ain't the Holiday Inn, get the fuck out

You have 69 new messages, please press fuck to listen

Yo greasy boys, I heard what the fuck you said in the track

Eh, what the fuck?

See if you've got something to say

Come and say it to my fucking face, you wee prick

I'll knock you the fuck out

Motherfu-

Yo Kane, pick up the fucking phone man

I've been trying to reach you for weeks now

It's okay you do this shit with Jizzy

But I heard you say my name on that track

And I heard you sampled Wolfpack

And that's not okay, yeah?

Take it off the album or I'm gonna sue your fucking ass

I'm so angry right now

Motherfu-

Please help me

I'm scared for my life

They've got me here

I can't escape, help

Ah fuck, fucking hoes

Gotta hit it and quit it

Hey you, get out

Hey Greg, do you remember the time that me

And Matthew played together at the gig?

Because you were not there

So I had to ask a mask

From the guy from the public

And we play a set, man

Man, did you leak already Berbers nudes or what?

By the way, can you please not leak the dick pictures I sent man?

Because I have a really tiny cock man

There's nothing I can do about it

It's mother nature man

Man, do you still have that video where we

Show the balls to each other and we touch the-

Fuck this

I don't have time for this shit

Time to go fuck some greasy pussy